Stole this from
Use this Generator -
www.legendofdrew.com/pokemon/ and set it to 1 pokemon sprite
1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:
Joltik
D'aaw >3<
2. This Pokémon hates you a lot:
Marowack
I guess you could say it has... -sunglasses- a bone to pick with me.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
3. You share your bed with this Pokémon:
Mismagus
Waitwhat...
4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:
Wailord
OH GOD! MY LEGS! I WAS USING THOSE! ;A;
5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner:
Nidoqueen
;A; Death by Snoo Snoo
6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:
Torterra
Bitchin'! -rides off on Torterra's shell- ONWARD!!
7. This Pokémon will kill you slowly and painfully:
Ursaring
Dying fighting a bear... MANLIEST WAY TO GO!
8. This Pokémon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:
Blaziken
Best bodyguard ever
9. This Pokémon would risk it's life to save you from any danger:
Stoutland
My most loyal companion has the most bitchin' facial hair. Ever.
10. This Pokémon secretly touches you in your sleep:
Cacturne
THE THORNS ;A: OH GOD WHY!!