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Oct Resorti: Like A Judge.

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Yellow: Mister Muto… Thank you for taking the time to come and sssspeak to ussss…
Shu: No problem…
Cyan: So, some people say you're the most… active admin around here, is that right?
Shu: Prob'ly: I am a Judge after all.
Magenta: What is an average say in the life of a Judge?

Shu: Well, the first thing I do is…

TALK TO ADMINS  (Like a Judge)
RATE PERFORMANCE (Like a Judge)
WORK OUT TIERS (Like a Judge)
DISCUSS CHALLENGES (Like a Judge)

GET TOLD BY YELLOW: (Like a Judge)
"PREPARE ZE TRAIN" (Like a Judge)
HIDE PEARL POUCHES (Like a Judge)
FIGHT WITH F.I.P (Like a Judge)

TAKE A NAP (Like a Judge)
IN THE HANGAR (Like a Judge)
STOWAWAY (Like a Judge)
UNINTENTIONALLY (Like a Judge)

GO SKY DIVING! (Like a Judge)
WITHOUT PARACHUTE (Like a Judge)
LEAD THE CHARGE (Like a Judge)
INTO THE LAKE (Like a Judge!)

TAKE A NAP (Like a Judge)
FIGHT WITH SETH (Like a Judge)
PAY FOR DINNER (Like a Judge)
DINE-AND-DASH (Like a Judge)

PISS OFF YELLOW (Like a Judge)
DATE HIS SISTER (Like a Judge)
    "Hey, uhm…  Want to get dinner sometime?"
BE A GENT (Like a Judge)
BEAT EXPECTATIONS (Like a Judge)

FLIRT WITH CYAN (Like a Judge)
IT'S A TRAP! (Like a Judge)
FEEL UNCLEAN (Like a Judge)
SHRUG IT OFF (Like a Judge)

TALK TO YELLOW (Like a Judge)
KICK HIS NUTS (Like a Judge)
SCHADENFREUDE (Like a Judge)
GET BEAT UP (Like a Judge)

HATE THE ISLAND (Like a Judge)
WONDER WHY (Like a Judge)
I WAS BROUGHT HERE (Like a Judge)
REMEMBER SWIRLY (Like a Judge)
REMEMBER DYING (Like a Judge)
THIS AIN'T SO BAD (Like a Judge)

Key: So… that's an average day?
Shu: Damn straight.
Cyan: You skydive without a parachute.
Shu: Not intentionally.
Yellow: You said something about dating my sister?
Shu: Uhm… Nope.
Yellow: I'm pretty sure you did…
Shu: Conflict of interest.
Magenata: Well, that's certainly... helpful.
Shu: I'm a Judge.
Key: We heard. About fifty times. Now, please get out.
-door closes-
Shu: -other side of door- I'm a Judge!
No. No, I do not know why this is here either.
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